حوار مع مواطن مصري

حوار مع مواطن مصري

خفيف الظل !!

# يقال إن 87%من الشعب المصرى ساخطون على الحكومة المصرية - ما تعليقك؟

- الـ13% الباقيين أكيد معاهم جنسيات أخرى !!

 
 

# لماذا يطلق المصريون على زوجاتهم لقب "الحكومة"؟

- لصعوبة تغييرها مهما تسببت فى كوارث !!

  

# أين يمكنك أن تلاحظ سوء نية المصريين؟

- عندما يغنون للطفل البريء بمنتهى الخبث قائلين: "يا رب يا ربنا - تكبر وتبقى زينا" !!

 

# إمتى بتحس إن البلد حلوة؟

- ما بأحسش إن بلدنا حلوة غير لما داليدا بتقول: "حلوة يا بلدى"

بغض النظر إنها قالتها وانتحرت !!!

 

# تقرير: 60% من الرجال المصريين بـ"يشَخَّروا" وهم نائمون.. ما تعليقك؟

- الـ40% الباقيين بـ"يشخُروا" وهما صاحيين !!

 

# ما الفرق الأهم بين مصر وأمريكا؟

- الفرق الأهم إن عائد السياحة من الهرم المزيف الموجود فى لاس فيجاس مائة ضعف عائد السياحة من الهرم الحقيقى فى الجيزة !!

 

 

# من المستفيد من الزحام الذى يسيطر على شوارع القاهرة؟

- شركات المحمول.. كله واقف فى الإشارة ماسك الموبايل بيخلص شغل أو بيعتذر عن التأخير أو بيسلى نفسه على الأقل، وبالتالى تعتبر الإدارة العامة للمرور هى المستفيد الثانى من مخالفات استخدام المحمول أثناء القيادة !!

 

# ما الفرق بين الزوجة المصرية والزوجة اللبنانية؟

- 40 كيلو جرام تقريباً !!

 

  

 

 

صعيدي يقول لزوجته: أنا بحب لورباك

 

قالت له: مدام انك صارحتني بالحقيقة أنا كمان بحب محمود !!

 

قال لها لورباك دي زبدة

قالت له: ومحمود ده عسل !!

 

Dr. El-Baradei?

Loved by some and hated by others, but who is Dr. Mohamed El Baradei?

Belted by so-called Islamists while on his way to vote.

A quick Google search yields the following general biographical information:
 Dr. ElBaradei is the director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency [IAEA], an inter-governmental organization based in Vienna, and formed under the auspices of the United Nations in 1957. He was appointed to the office effective Dec. 1 1997, and re-appointed to a second term in Sept. 2001. El Baradi was born in Egypt in 1942. He gained a Bachelor’s degree in Law in 1962 at the University of Cairo, and a Doctorate in International Law at the New York University School of Law in 1974. He began his career in the Egyptian Ministry of Foreign Affairs in 1964, serving on two occasions in the Permanent Missions of Egypt to the UN in New York and Geneva. In 1980 he became a senior fellow in charge of the International Law Program at the United Nations Institute for Training and Research. He was also an Adjunct Professor of Law at the New York University School of Law. Dr. El Baradei is married to Aida Elkachef, a kindergarden teacher at the Vienna International School. They have a daughter, Laila, a lawyer, and a son, Mostafa, a sound engineer, both of whom live and work in London, England. But perhaps the most telling information about the good doctor is found at the Italian website, http://web.tiscali.it/iranian/Notizia%20arch001/15092004c002.htm [NOTE: You must use search words “Alberadi il Presidente di AIEA,” for the Google search to bring back a hit on this site. If you can’t read Italian, Google will translate the site into English.] In the article by Dr. Kameran Pirnia, he states “...Baradei cannot be neutral toward Iran" because of claimed family relationship to Mahdavi Kani. A theorey claimed to be a US generated conspiracyfor Dr. El-Baradei's neutral position towards Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction saga.
Google search reveals that Mahdavi Kani heads up the Iranian Militant Clerics Association, one of the main political groups in Iran’s Theo-Nazi government.
On the other hand from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, we derive the following:

Mohamed ElBaradei محمد البرادعي
ElBaradei at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, 25 January 2007
Director General of the International Atomic Energy Agency
In office 1 December 1997 – 30 November 2009
Preceded by	Hans Blix
Succeeded by	Yukiya Amano
Personal details
Born	Mohamed Mustafa ElBaradei (1942-06-17) 17 June 1942 (age 70) Cairo, Egypt
Political party	Constitution Party
Alma mater	Cairo University Graduate Institute of International Studies New York University
Profession	Scholar, Diplomat, Activist
Religion	Islam[1][2]
Website	website

Mohamed Mustafa ElBaradei (Arabic: محمد مصطفى البرادعى‎, Muḥammad Muṣṭafā al-Barādʿī, Egyptian Arabic pronunciation: [mæˈħæmmæd mosˈtˤɑfɑ (ʔe)lbæˈɾædʕi]; born 17 June 1942) is an Egyptian law scholar and diplomat. He was the Director General of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), an intergovernmental organization under the auspices of the United Nations, from 1997 to 2009. He and the IAEA were jointly awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2005. ElBaradei was also an important figure in the 2011 Egyptian revolution which ousted the Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak.
ElBaradei is currently the leader of Egypt's Constitution Party, which aims to group the liberal forces of the country, in order to protect and promote the principles and objectives of the 25 January 2011 Revolution according to liberal ideals. He is a prominent figure of the Egyptian opposition.^[3]
On 5 December 2012, ElBaradei was named the coordinator of Egypt's National Salvation Front, which also includes former presidential candidates Hamdeen Sabbahi and Amr Moussa. The National Salvation Front is the coalition of the primary opposition parties against President Mohamed Morsi’s decrees.^[4][5]
Family and personal life
^{ElBaradei was born and raised in Cairo, Kingdom of Egypt. He was one of five children of Mostafa ElBaradei, an attorney who headed the Egyptian Bar Association and often found himself at odds with the regime of President Gamal Abdel Nasser. ElBaradei's father was also a supporter of democratic rights in Egypt, supporting a free press and an independent judiciary.[6]
ElBaradei is married to Aida El-Kachef, an early-childhood teacher. They have two children: a daughter, Laila, who is a lawyer living in London; and a son, Mostafa, who is an IT manager living in Cairo. They also have one granddaughter, Maya.[7]
ElBaradei speaks Arabic, English, and French, and knows “enough German to get by, at least in Vienna.”[8]}

^{[edit] Education and early career}

^{ElBaradei earned a bachelor's degree in law from the University of Cairo in 1962, a master's degree in international law at the Graduate Institute of International Studies in Geneva, and a J.S.D.[9][10] in International Law at the New York University School of Law in 1974.
His diplomatic career began in 1964 in the Ministry of External Affairs, where he served in the Permanent Missions of Egypt to the United Nations in New York and in Geneva, in charge of political, legal, and arms-control issues. From 1974 to 1978, he was a special assistant to the foreign minister. In 1980, he became a senior fellow in charge of the International Law Program at the United Nations Institute for Training and Research. From 1981 to 1987, he was also an adjunct professor of international law at the New York University School of Law.
In 1984, ElBaradei became a senior staff member of the IAEA Secretariat, serving as the agency's legal adviser (1984 to 1993) and Assistant Director General for External Relations (1993 to 1997).
ElBaradei is currently a member of both the International Law Association and the American Society of International Law.}

^{[edit] Public career as IAEA Director General (1997-2009)}

^{ElBaradei began to serve as Director General of the IAEA, which is based in Vienna, on 1 December 1997, succeeding Hans Blix of Sweden.[11][12] He was re-elected for two more four-year terms in 2001 and in 2005. His third and last term ended in November 2009. ElBaradei's tenure has been marked by high-profile, non-proliferation issues, which include the inspections in Iraq preceding the March 2003 invasion, and tensions over the nuclear program of Iran.}

1 Family and personal life

2 Education and early career

3 Public career as IAEA Director General (1997-2009)

• 3.1 First term as Director General
• 3.2 Second term as Director General
• 3.3 Third and final term as Director General
• 3.4 Comments on no fourth term
• 3.5 ElBaradei and U.S. Relations
• 3.6 Role in addressing the nuclear program of Iran
  • 3.6.1 Statements to the media
  • 3.6.2 Reactions to Elbaradei's role in addressing the nuclear program of Iran
• 3.7 Multinational control of the nuclear fuel cycle
• 3.8 Technical cooperation and cancer control

4 International Crisis Group

5 Egyptian politics

• 5.1 2011 Egyptian revolution
• 5.2 Possible presidential candidacy
• 5.3 Launch of Constitution Party

حزن الزمان

لفجر جديد .. أغني ..!! ... سيدتي أود الان ..

 لو أنام ، وأصحو بعد قرن من الزمان.. ....؟!

  لا ! .. هذا الزمن لايخيفني ، وأكره أن أهرب على مركبة النسيان..

 ..زمني هذا مخجل ، سافل .. دنيء لا يعرف العطاء..!

 ... زمني هذا ، سوق نخاسين على قارعة طريقه : تباع الكرامة .. الحب .. والوفاء ..!

 وبدرهمين فيه ، بياع الانسان ..

 ... لا أحزن لقدومي لهذا العالم مبكرا يكفيني .. أن أكون حيث أنا ..

اقاتل من أجل فجر جديد ، ضد الظلم وقهر الانسان ..

 _ حبيبتي .. زمني هذا بأيامه وغروبه الموجع الحزين ،

 .. سينتهي ببزوغ الفجر: .. باهرا مثل عينيك ، مغمورا بالشمس .. بالدفء والحنان ..

 ... استمري واقفة في النور ، ولتبق شمسك : تحضن في جرح المكان ..

 وحزن الزمان

مصر حلوة يا ولاد

إن كانت مصر (أم الدنيا).. فهى أم للعرب جميعا

عودوا لطفولتكم أيها العرب: أول طبيب عالجكم.. مصرى.
أول معلم درّسكم.. مصرى. أول كتاب قرأتموه.. كتبه مصرى وطبعته مطبعة مصرية. أولى حركات التنوير.. كانت تأتى من مصر. أولى الثورات.. مصرية. أول الشهداء.. مصريون.
وأنا أحب مصر بكل ما فيها: من غلابة، وأناس طيبين، وفقراء. ورغم أنهم يعيشون فى المقابر يعرفون كيف يضحكون ويؤلفون النكات.

 

أحبها: بعلمائها، ومثقفيها، ودعاتها، وفنانيها...

Farouk El baz

إسماعيل ياسين

 

إنها مصر التى استطاعت أن تُصدّر لنا (لهجتها) كأنها لغة ثانية لنا.. وهى تخبئ روحها الحلوة فى لهجتها.
إنها مصر التى تشعرك من أول لقاء: «كأنها واحدة من العيلة»..
مصر التى تدخلها كأنك تدخل بيتك.

 

إذا غنّت مصر.. رقص العرب.
وإذا أنجبت «عمرو دياب» ستجد له نسخة فى كل عاصمة!
وإذا غنى «عبدالحليم» – خليّ السلاح صاحى – أخرج العرب كل أسلحتهم من مخازنها! وصار رمى اليهود فى البحر خياراً استراتيجياً لكل العرب.
أما إن جنحت للسلم، فاعلم أنه – حتى مقديشيو – سيصبح
السلام خيارها الاستراتيجى!

 

إنها مصر:
إذا «تحجبت» سيصبح «الحجاب» أكثر الأزياء رواجاً
وإذا أطلقت لحيتها فسيقل عدد الحلاقين من طنجة إلى ظفار
وإذا خرجت للشارع وهى تحمل بيدها قنبلة وساطورا.. فاعلم أنك
سترى هذا المشهد بعد سنة، سنتين، عشر.. فى شوارع أخرى.
و: إنها مصر.. البهيّة.. الولاّدة: تنام، ولكنها لا تموت.

 

يا رب..احفظ بلاد النيل والمواويل من الجفاف. يا رب الغلابة.. احفظ الغلابة من المعتدين. يا رب مصر.. احفظ لنا أمن مصر. «آمين»

الأديب السعودى محمد الرطيان

حبيب العادلى ومساعدينه يتلقون مكافأت شهريه من وزاره الداخليه الى الان ؟؟؟

Honoured by the Army, now imprisoned by the people?

فى مفاجأه من النوع الثقيل قدم احد محامين بالحق المدنى ( فتحى أبو الحسن،)فى قضيه قتل المتظاهرين المتهم فيها كل من مبارك ووزير داخليته حبيب العادلى وسته من مساعديه مستند يثبت ان وزير الداخليه السابق منصور العيسوى كان قد امر بصرف مكافأت شهريه لكل المتهمين والمحبوسين احتياطيا فى قضايا قتل المتظاهرين من وزاره الداخليه لرفع الروح المعنويه لهم
والجدير بالذكر وفقا لما جاء بالمستند والروايه هنا على مسئوليه بوابه الاهرام وجريده الشعب ان نص المستند الذى قدم كالاتى :
" تماشياً مع نهج وزارة الداخلية يتم صرف مبالغ شهرية ثابتة للضباط والأفراد العسكريين المتهمين فى أحداث ثورة يناير" كالعادلى ومساعديه أو المحبوسين بأحكام نهائية لرفع روحهم المعنوية وتنمية الشعور لديهم بالرضا والطمأنينة والانتماء مما يحفذهم للتفانى فى أداء رسالتهم، "

واستند المحامى بهذا المستند كدليل صريح بأن اطلاق النار على المتظاهرين لم يكن تصرفا فرديا ولكنه تنفيذا لاوامر ولذلك استحقوا المكافأه ولو كانت الاوامر بعدم اطلاق النار لكانوا حرموا من المكافأت لعدم تنفيذ الاوامر
والغريب ان المستند الذى قدمه المحامى فتحى ابو الحسن يحمل عباره سرى للغايه وموجه الى مدير إدارة العلاقات الإنسانية بوزارة الداخلية اللواء أشرف سلام ويحمل رقم ويحمل رقم 943 /1 وحدد قيمه المكافأت 1400 للملازم اول و1200 للملازم و1600 للرائد والمقدم و1800 لرتبه اللواء ثم حدد المستند المكافأت للمتزوجين كالاتى :1600 للرائد والمقدم المتزوج و1800 للعقيد المتزوج 2000 للواء الذى يعول و800 لامين الشرطه المتزوج و500 للمندوب و300 لفئه الرقيب والعريف

National bank of Egypt (Al Ahly Bank of Egypt) is laundering Mubarak's money

Tarek Amer Chairman of National Bank of Egypt and the nephew of the late Abdel Hakim Amer.

Hesham Ezz el Arab - Chairman and director of CIB-Bank and known to be the Private Banker and friend and of Gamal Mubarak when working for Merrill Lynch in London.

The Mubarak's wealth is in the billions and most of it is kept in offshore accounts. The Mubaraks hold LE250 million (about US$42 million) at the National Bank of Egypt‘s Heliopolis branch alone. 
Alaa has 10 accounts in different banks, Gamal has eight, and Hosni Mubarak's wife Suzanne has six, besides the Alexandria Library bank account which holds US$145 million. 

The family had secret bank accounts in Egypt. Most of the money which Alaa has at the National Bank of Egypt -- more than LE100 million -- was obtained through brokerage and the blackmail of investors. 
A complaint filed to the Prosecutor General by a former lawmaker, further said that Alaa and Gamal Mubarak had tens of millions of pounds and dollars in “secret” accounts at the National Bank of Egypt. It referred to deposits of $147 million for Mubarak’s wife and $100 million each for the two sons.

It is alleged.according to judicial sources, that Mubarak’s end-of-service and financial clearance statements have been examined and attached to the reports submitted to the Illicit Gains Authority (IGA) .

The Mubarak family is accused of illegal acquisition of wealth through abuse of power.

The question now is: why the National Bank of Egypt is not placed under investigation and its entire management especially the Legal Department, which has the main duty to supervise and stop any transaction that involved money laundering or abuse of authority. 
To the contrary, the same department and all it's senior lawyers are still running the National Bank of Egypt and overlooking all its transactions, including the money transfers on behalf of Hosni Mubarak and family.
It is illegal for any prisoner to transact any of his wealth or bank accounts while investigated for illicit gains.
How come that National Bank of Egypt is now paying out on the Mubarak's accounts?

According to investigation reports, Gamal Mubarak controlled senior positions in banks and took a lead role in appointing the board members as well as the Chairmen for these banks. 
Gamal Mubarak's choices were determined mainly by the candidate's friendship to himself.

The heads of several banks are implicated in the report, among them Hassan Abdalla, executive director of the Arab African International Bank, Tarek Amer, head of the National Bank of Egypt, Hesham Hassan, head of the Export Development Bank and Hesham Ezz El-Arab Chairman of Commercial International Bank (CIB) which is 51% owned by National Bank of Egypt.

The directors of these banks are still on their leading seats and by looking at the salaries that Gamal Mubarak approved for them we can be sure that their loyalty is not to Egypt or the Egyptian People. Their loyalty will be to the man who placed them on the chairs of those banks. Those men are the same friends that helped the Mubaraks to smuggle embezzled funds, gained through misuse of power.

Those are the heads of our Egyptian banks who accepted monies from Mubarak and his family and helped them to transfer it overseas to secret accounts. 
Those bankers knew that the deposits they accepted were stolen from Egyptian institutions such as The Alexandria Library Fund. 
National Bank of Egypt helped Hosni Mubarak personally to steal a cheque for $120 million given to Egypt on 25th August 1990 by Sheikh Zayed Ben Sultan, Head of the UAE. the cheque was deposited in the account of Mubarak at the National Bank of Egypt and cleared through Bank of New York on the 31 August 1990.
Almost a year ago in February 2011 Capital Intelligence (CI) downgraded National Bank of Egypt (NBE)'s Long-Term and Short-Term Foreign Currency Ratings to BB+ and B, respectively, from BBB- and A3. The Outlook towards the Bank was revised to ‘Negative' from ‘Stable'. The Support Rating is accordingly adjusted downwards to 3 from 2. The Outlook for the Bank's Financial Strength Rating of BB+ is also revised to ‘Negative' from ‘Stable'. 

How much do the managers of those banks earn per month? How much the lawyers in the legal departments, the public relations managers are paid in remunerations ? How much does Tarek Amer or Hisham Ezz  or any of the others earn per month including remunerations, compensations, expense, car and transportation? How much commission do they make per year?

I ask you Mr. General Prosecutor to investigate each one of those so called bankers. For the sake of Egypt and for the sake of the Egyptian people who suffered for the last 30 years. I ask you to investigate and get to Egypt the money stolen from its people.

It is well known within the corridors of Justice where they say: "Catch the Banker and you got the Thief".